The Doggerel Monger

What rhymes with 'orange'? That's the Doggerel Monger's quest. Those of us with this affliction, spend our lives chuckling inwardly at the puns, rhymes, and double-entendres that constantly pop into our heads and struggle to get out – often at the most inappropriate moments. Sometimes they blossom, and often they crash and burn. But seconds later we're back at it again. This blog is dedicated to my father, Bob Stone, and to all who are blessed (and cursed) with a poetic flair. Enjoy! –Rog–

Custom Poetry

Whether it's a funny or touching wedding toast, a sentimental birthday or anniversary poem, a retirement song parody, a sweet baby shower verse, or a bawdy limerick or poem for a bachelor party, the Doggerel Monger is your one-stop shop for creative personalized poetry. I've written all of the above and more. Heck, I even wrote a poem congratulating someone on their release from prison! You simply supply the details, tell me what kind of tone you'd like in your poem, then sit back and let me do the rest. -Rog-

If you'd like to learn more, get a quote, or talk about your particular project, please drop me an email at:

RogBStone@gmail.com

I'll make you look brilliant!